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it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Old ceiling fans have two settings:
- Any second now it’s gonna fly off and kill us all
Of course. It is one of the biggest risks there is, but with risk there is reward. Risks often disguise promise. To have a life without risks isn’t really living to me. We take risks everyday. Even crossing the street we can be hit by a bus, the sky could fall, but we still go on walking.
Love is a risk, but thinks that are worth it often are.
cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement
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