IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
d ont hurt my childern
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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-Tegan Quin (via perfect)
but it seemed redundant to waste words on such a simple,
I love you.
There’s nothing more to it.
-April 16th, 2014, 11:35 p.m. (x)
-Aaron Tveit (via moritzstiefel)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have.
I stand by my assertion that Bob and Linda are the best couple on TV right now
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what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists