Anonymous asked: are you gay?

bronybf:

in this economy?!

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mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

image

IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

(via headlessdragoon)


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khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

(via fanskitter)


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The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter.

-Tegan Quin (via perfect)

(Source: saraddict, via theleather-and-lace)


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I tried to write about you today,
but it seemed redundant to waste words on such a simple,
weighted,
phrase.
I love you.
There’s nothing more to it.

-April 16th, 2014, 11:35 p.m. (x)


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Being onstage is just a feeling that you cannot duplicate anywhere else because the energy that the audience is giving you forces you to give more energy. It’s such an output and exchange of energy. You can’t do that anywhere else.

-Aaron Tveit (via moritzstiefel)

(Source: hughvaljean, via icantihaverehearsal)


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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via teenage-f00lery)


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lupwn:

abchannahxyz:

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

I stand by my assertion that Bob and Linda are the best couple on TV right now

(Source: , via kmcgay)


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cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135, via onedayallwillknow)


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fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

(via tylerbrunsman)


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