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perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family


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yeahmicah:

Old ceiling fans have two settings:

  • Off
  • Any second now it’s gonna fly off and kill us all


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Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

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Anonymous asked: is loving a person a risk?

ellosteph:

Of course. It is one of the biggest risks there is, but with risk there is reward. Risks often disguise promise. To have a life without risks isn’t really living to me. We take risks everyday. Even crossing the street we can be hit by a bus, the sky could fall, but we still go on walking.

Love is a risk, but thinks that are worth it often are. 

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princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

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